The worst thing has to be for the guy(s) she ended up with that night. It looks like she backed the entire way up into the urinal, which all guys know that gets covered from splatters. So whoever did her doggie got pee wiped all over them.
Um, out of context this is kinda hideous, but if you’ve ever been to a music festival where the ladies line is twenty meters long, this is a common sight.
Oh and @ imaG, I’ve seen all ethnic persuasions doing it so please keep your racially loaded comments out of it.
In many countries, pants have these things callled “zippers” in the front. The zipper can be lowered to enable urination without having to lower one’s pants.
To commenter #25: That’s cool that you have washing machines in civilized countries. However, in developed, civilized countries, we sometimes wear expensive, dry-clean only pants.
Around where I live, when you go to a bar you can expect the chicks to come in and piss in the men’s room. Happens all of the time. They aren’t shy about it. Kind of pisses me off cause they have their own restroom, but since I have such an f-ing huge dick, can’t say I’m embarassed by it. It’s a great opportunity to show off my schlong.
No, seriously, it’s really not cool. If the bitches didn’t spend so much time giggling and smearing goofy crap on their faces in the women’s room, they could all get in and out and wouldn’t have to wait in line so long.
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@previous comment,
WTF?
In keeping with the “Decoration” and “Transportation” fails, shouldn’t this be “Urination Fail” or”Defecation Fail”?
its not defecation fail because she might just be taking a piss. they sit the same way for that
Seriously, I’d call that a win for getting the job done with the tools at hand, so to say…
In the socially dysfunctional town of Crawley, UK where I live this is normal behaviour.
I only date girls from out-of-town.
I used to live there too .
Now people understand why I left !
lol@”they sit the same way for that”
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Only white people
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What you idiots don’t realize: It’s the guy who fails. He’s pissing with his pants up!
[pants up]
he probably stands that way for that.
She looks like she is drunk as hell in that pic. Hysterical.
Ah, Spring Break. Fortunately, her face is not visible, so a future career on Wall Street is not out of the question.
The worst thing has to be for the guy(s) she ended up with that night. It looks like she backed the entire way up into the urinal, which all guys know that gets covered from splatters. So whoever did her doggie got pee wiped all over them.
Hey, she’s gotta go!
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Posted March 27, 2008 at 6:39 pm | Permalink
ACtuaully youtr alkl wrong becaues i am w4hiosuh 3ouhnoanh rt rwcut gegh fufete
Thank you. You took the gargles right out of my mouth.
NATE I WIPED MY DICK ALL OVER HER ASS BEFORE I FUCKED HER SO I COULD FUCK THE DIRTY PEE INTO HER DIRTY WHORE PUSSY.
Um, out of context this is kinda hideous, but if you’ve ever been to a music festival where the ladies line is twenty meters long, this is a common sight.
Oh and @ imaG, I’ve seen all ethnic persuasions doing it so please keep your racially loaded comments out of it.
To commenter #11:
In many countries, pants have these things callled “zippers” in the front. The zipper can be lowered to enable urination without having to lower one’s pants.
Craziness at its best. Dangerous grounds…
#23: Thank you but I can urinate just fine without using a zipper or lowering my pants. In civilized countries we have washing machines.
To commenter #25: That’s cool that you have washing machines in civilized countries. However, in developed, civilized countries, we sometimes wear expensive, dry-clean only pants.
To commenter #26: ZOMFG. I WAS JUST KIDDING! Normal people use diapers of course. Everyone knows that…
To all commenters: I am gay. Thank you very much!
Now that is a girl I could hang out with.
I AM BRAD HOG, A FATASS DOG-DICK SUCKING FAG. I ALWAYS CHECK IF SOMEONE NOTICED MY POSTS. I HAVE NO LIFE. I AM A FUCKING RETARDED GAY.
Around where I live, when you go to a bar you can expect the chicks to come in and piss in the men’s room. Happens all of the time. They aren’t shy about it. Kind of pisses me off cause they have their own restroom, but since I have such an f-ing huge dick, can’t say I’m embarassed by it. It’s a great opportunity to show off my schlong.
No, seriously, it’s really not cool. If the bitches didn’t spend so much time giggling and smearing goofy crap on their faces in the women’s room, they could all get in and out and wouldn’t have to wait in line so long.
DOTSY - WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO CHICKENSHIT? WHO? IF ITS ME ILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.
#30 - Surprise, surprise, a post in all caps with my name on it… Gee, I wonder who it could possibly be?
i’m talking to scotty because he won’t stop talking shit. now fuck off — i’ve got work to do
this is no fail this rocks
chick should do it more often
dont guys always take a piss with their pants up? i thought they just took there dick out of the hole in there frontal region.
Haha, Anonymous #9, “pissing with his pants up.” Do you pull your pants down every time you piss? What the hell?
i farted.
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