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  1. FXSmom
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 5:16 pm | Permalink

    someone was drinking too much carrot juice

  2. r0tt3n_m1nd
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 5:36 pm | Permalink

    And you’ll notice that he has the ugliest girl :p

  3. hotness
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 5:37 pm | Permalink

    haters

    don’t be jealous bro

  4. CT A
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    Hotness,

    Trust me, no one in their right mind would be that artificially orange and have that umbrella hair.

  5. Israel
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 5:55 pm | Permalink

    This should be Umpa Lumpa Fail

  6. abel
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 6:06 pm | Permalink

    Since I am in Spain, I am not sure of this, but I think it’s a “tribe” that is specially found on New Jersey.

    Can anyone comfirm that?

    PS: Carrot Powa!!!

  7. abel
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    Yep, autocomfirmed (more photos inside):

    http://foro.putalocura.com/foro/foro-general/73080-los-canis-new-jersey.html

    Please note the lips position :)

  8. Anonymous
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 6:22 pm | Permalink

    Once you followed that link, you’ve seen it all.

  9. jumpinjackflasher
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 6:35 pm | Permalink

    No wonder he’s not smiling.

    http://stuffwhiteparentslike.com

  10. Lizard
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 6:58 pm | Permalink

    Not sure what fails more, the skin, the suit, or the paint brush sticking out of his head.

  11. Jared
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 7:33 pm | Permalink

    aren’t they those Gotti children?

  12. Anon
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 7:46 pm | Permalink

    I believe that haircut is called the Awesome Blossom. You can order it at Chilis.

  13. feckineejit
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 8:11 pm | Permalink

    you said it douche. I bet his usual outfit consists of popped-collar rugby shirts and baggy pants slung nice and low.

  14. imaG
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 9:03 pm | Permalink

    you gotta get the rest of these pics these guys are faggot to the 3rd power

    - http://www.anythingblack.wordpress.com

  15. chriso
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 10:16 pm | Permalink

    Dear imaG,

    No self-respecting faggot would ever be caught looking that hideous. We’re a stylish people with a far greater personal aesthetic than straight douche bags like the ones in that photo. So kindly take your homohatin’ words and shove them up your peehole.

    xo chriso

  16. Brad Hodges
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 10:39 pm | Permalink

    imaG is anything but a G.

    Butta hes likes to squeeze and rolls in the butts cheese. Mmmm… poopy.

  17. douche
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 10:41 pm | Permalink

    DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE GOTTA DROP A DEUCE.

  18. The Broken Forum
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 11:11 pm | Permalink

    White guy with the orange tan. Classic.

  19. hymen
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 11:13 pm | Permalink

    next commenter is gay

  20. hymen
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

    Just wanted to let y’all know.

  21. Groxx
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 12:10 am | Permalink

    Holy cow… that link says it all.

    I love the Fanta comparison. And I agree, Umpa Lumpa Fail FTW.

  22. sojka
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 1:53 am | Permalink

    carrot fail

  23. Captain Krunch
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    His hair…ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

  24. don Har
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 2:49 am | Permalink

    I would totally do the one in yellow.

  25. z
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 4:41 am | Permalink

    Actually this is a new thing among “trendy” youth in various countries. I wanna say Germany but don’t quote me. They even have these things called tan bars where you go all orange and tan. Its nuts.

  26. LP
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 6:50 am | Permalink

    MICHAEL CASO! HOLY CRAP!!

  27. ktr2003
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 7:51 am | Permalink

    hehe that’s too funny

  28. kingsview
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 8:16 am | Permalink

    ick!

  29. PleX
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 12:09 pm | Permalink

    hahah fucking awesome

  30. jdmasters
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    I am not sure what is more disturbing the skin or the hair. I am thinking its the hair.

  31. Alcari
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Umpa-Lumpa

  32. get off our island
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 7:56 pm | Permalink

    If you want to see more pics like these, check out http://www.getoffourisland.com

    Long Islands very own struggle to rid itself of guidos and other undesirables.

  33. Daniel Boone
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 10:44 pm | Permalink

    what a guido.

    http://mantivities.wordpress.com

  34. imaG
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 11:12 pm | Permalink

    http://www.anythingblack.net

  35. Brad Hodges
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 11:53 pm | Permalink

    Ok, from left to right in the photo: douche, his sister, Ron Paul, his daughter, hymen, his transvestite brother, imaG (with the Michael Jackson treatment), and douche’s other retarded sister. All headed off to have a sub 100 IQ (combined) orgy on the short bus.

    LOseRs. I’m out. For real fuck you all I’m done here.

  36. killsceptics
    Posted April 2, 2008 at 1:56 am | Permalink

    photoshopped …obviously.

  37. Lol
    Posted April 2, 2008 at 2:49 pm | Permalink

    The it’s over nine thousand comment nearly made me piss my pants.

  38. Chris
    Posted April 2, 2008 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    I saw these guys yesterday eating lunch next to their FedEx delivery truck! Looks like they made it big time.

  39. MistressOfEternity
    Posted April 2, 2008 at 3:35 pm | Permalink

    … Flame wars in every single comment section now; you all are hopeless. Really.

  40. Judeauwanabe
    Posted April 2, 2008 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    Captain Krunch
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    His hair…ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

    Omg, that’s frickin’ classic.

  41. Alex
    Posted April 2, 2008 at 4:23 pm | Permalink

    I know this isn’t very funny but I just wanted to say that a recent study links the use of tanning beds, even if you use one only once in your youth, to a severely increased rate of melanoma, which is the deadliest type of skin cancer. If these people are smart enough to go to a doctor when the melanoma first appears (which I doubt) they’ll need skin grafts to cover the removed tissue. If they don’t catch it early, their lives will be in danger.

  42. Brad Hodges
    Posted April 2, 2008 at 11:31 pm | Permalink

    i’m hymen

  43. MistressOfEternity
    Posted April 2, 2008 at 11:32 pm | Permalink

    I AM BRAD HODGESHIT

  44. Brad Hodges
    Posted April 3, 2008 at 2:52 am | Permalink

    JUST CHECKING INDOUCHE IDOUCHEM USING DOUCHE INSTEAD OF ANY PUNCTUATION FROM NOW ONDOUCHE ISNDOUCHET THAT GREATDOUCHE I JUST LOVE DOUCHE AND THINK HE SHOULD KEEP POSTING IN ALL CAPS ALL THE FUCKING TIMEDOUCHE I CANDOUCHET THINK OF WHY DOUCHE ISNDOUCHET USED INSTEAD OF PUNCTUATION MORE OFTENDOCUHE

  45. MistressOfEternity
    Posted April 3, 2008 at 3:28 am | Permalink

    I love how folks use my name; it’s very clever. No, really, it is - please, continue with your attempts at insults, as it amuses me greatly.

  46. malinhide
    Posted April 3, 2008 at 7:16 am | Permalink

    haha, that guy is from Denmark. A lot of boys in Denmark think they look hot if they look like that. They call them Pretty boys =p People made a group on Facebook called “Stop pretty boys”.. there are a lot of pictures like that =p so freaking funny!

  47. Patrick
    Posted April 3, 2008 at 11:26 pm | Permalink

    They are growing up Gotti.

  48. Scotty
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 2:54 am | Permalink

    So, yeah. He needs to talk to Tim Gunn. he needs an extreme remakover. What kind of guy wears a damn Easter egg tux like that? Don’t tell me a faggot, because gay men have better taste and can match clothes. He should have let him mommy dress him.

    MMMMMmmmm. Spray tan.

  49. Anonymous
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    Shit is SO CASH

  50. Alex
    Posted April 4, 2008 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    “Bitches love my haircut,
    and if they don’t
    they’re fucking skanks”

  51. BarryBham
    Posted April 6, 2008 at 6:28 pm | Permalink

    If you use Google to translate the page the photo is taken from, it says that it is “special tanning using iodine from pharmacy”.

    Yeah, very special

  52. Anonymous
    Posted April 7, 2008 at 10:30 pm | Permalink

    why would any girl go out with some one thats that much of a carrot head

  53. Brooklyn
    Posted April 8, 2008 at 2:24 am | Permalink

    Those kids both went to my school

    Xaverian High School in Bay Ridge Brooklyn,

    look it up on Urbandictionary.com it will explain everything

  54. GabrielCP
    Posted April 9, 2008 at 12:44 am | Permalink

    huahuauha
    idiottttttss

  55. Anonymous
    Posted April 12, 2008 at 2:22 am | Permalink

    Just look at the girls next to them :D looks like they are embarrassed by them

  56. IGoByChad
    Posted April 12, 2008 at 5:00 am | Permalink

    Does he know that Vanilla Ice is not cool anymore? Also, pink is also not the new black. Sorry.

  57. AmisimA
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    What a bunch of idiots! enjoy your trailer you trash!

  58. Faintly Macabre
    Posted April 19, 2008 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

    JERSEY FAIL!

  59. DELLboy
    Posted April 19, 2008 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

    and the blue trousers and pink jacket. this guy was born to fail. HAHAHA LMAO.

  60. DELLboy
    Posted April 19, 2008 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

    lol im still laughing out loud

  61. Dave
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 10:57 am | Permalink

    you guys wonder about people who look like this one.
    over here in germany a lot of young people are dressed like him and have such ridiculous hairstyles. They call themselves “stylers” with an outfit like this.
    Ten years ago we called them faggots…
    I’m still doing it today… ;-)

  62. Josh Xalpharis
    Posted April 22, 2008 at 6:01 am | Permalink

    That shit is SO cash.

  63. Sophie
    Posted April 24, 2008 at 10:47 am | Permalink

    Bad Hair day at prom night

  64. Zen
    Posted April 26, 2008 at 1:23 am | Permalink

    abel, i can conferm it, plus i think i went to school with those 2 guys…

  65. Nick
    Posted April 26, 2008 at 1:06 pm | Permalink

    Look at the hair of that second dude…
    Looks like it’s photoshopped?

    It has some white pixels

  66. FailPants
    Posted April 27, 2008 at 8:27 pm | Permalink

    One Word … Fail

  67. andetilee
    Posted April 30, 2008 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

    looks like they were zapped by a lightening… a fearful new jerseyan lightening.

  68. Chubbs
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    God I love california… I dont have to deal with shit like that.

  69. Pingo Wellman
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 7:09 pm | Permalink

    Wow, nice hair. HE can sweep the floor with that, too

  70. Badger
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    Stupid Guidos . . .

    I like how people from the North like to talk about how dumb people are from Texas, well, yeah . . . at least we don’t have Guidos. Not exactly from the top of the brain trust either.

  71. chareuleu
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 8:30 pm | Permalink

    humpa lumpa !

  72. The Other 49
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 3:56 am | Permalink

    New Jersey Bringing Down The Rest of America’s Awesomeness Average Fail.

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