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George

Man, all these military funerals er makin’ me hungry. I hope they have them little Vienna sausages I like so much. Heh heh heh…

 
coronitacerveza

AHAHAHAHAH!!
a very nice Blog!!
clap clap clap!!

 
JAy1st

Still equal to him-self (aka stupid)

Fuzzy Yoshi

Yeah, it’s pretty embarrassing, I’ll admit. But I don’t see anything better coming out of those two jokers in the Democrat party. At least Bush is making an effort here! (A lot better than He Whom We Must Not Scrutinize Lest We Be Considered Racists… ;)

Anonymous

Not racist. Just fairly ignorant.

 
Shaun G

Whatever, I don’t understand why every time Bush is mocked some people just say he’s doing alright. Bush is a dumb fuck… No doubt about it. It doesn’t matter whether your republican or democrat, he’s “failed” in so many ways there’s no reason to even argue about it.

Im voting for Obama not because of who has better or worse policies. I say it’s about time we have a non old white fuck running our country.

 
 
 
 
Captain Obvious

that’s where his decisions come from, his gut. He doesn’t listen to his advisors or read any reports.

 
 
 
kim

Ha! The way to a man’s heart is through his stomache

amanda

Spelling/lame joke fail.

 
 
 
kljsdfljsdfjlfsd

bush is fucking gay he if was good president he would make niggers go back to the cotton fields same with mexicans jews chinks retards east indians and dayden

Rigo

Yeah!. That would solve all of your country’s problems, how could we all not see it? You have to be a genius, why dont you get into politics? Then we can take over the USA a lot faster.

 
Anonymous

interesting that you’re too scared to put your name out there.

amanda

You’re one to talk, anon.

Anonymous

Just because we don’t want to put our name out doesn’t mean that we’re afraid to.

 
 
 
 
 
Ricky Henderson

how come i can no longer post?

 
Ricky Henderson

Oh this is just not right… The author of this site is using censorship.

And it’s selective too. So many other people are doing the EXACT SAME THING as ricky was and they’re not getting banned for it. Nonsense! Lower the ban on Ricky!

 
Ricky Henderson

Ricky’s point is that the author has chosen to not allow Ricky to post, but meanwhile continues to allow other people to spam messages that pimp their websites. Smacks of favoritism, doesnt it?

This is one helluva funny site, Ricky merely wants to point visitors to his site, which is equally funny.

 
Keelhaul

#2…HA!..It’s like you read his mind…HA!
I’m thinkin….Chili,Beans,old Salsa…The #3 platter at El Charro T taqueria topped off with a cold one and a little nap on the flight over and Here comes the 21 gun salute!

 
Cassidy

Everybody knows that George Bush is a fail. But, let’s spend out time making fun of him. What an idiot!

 
 
Cassidy

@ #12: I’m not African American, I just don’t wanna go through another civil war.

 
Cassidy

@ #12, you’re a racist.

 
 
 
none

Pretty hard to find your heart when you dont have one !

Mr. Patriot.

 
 
bill

we should rick roll him

 
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Bushhasser

Bush ist ein blödes Arschloch.
Er hat kein Herz und ist ein Kriegstreiber.
Pfuiiii Bush

 
 
Happenstance

Eh. This should come as no surprise to anyone who’s seen Bush “salute” (keep head down, flap hand in general direction of head). The Donald Trump lookalike doing his Napoleon imitation (next to the “F” ;) and the girl in the pink sweater using both hands are funnier.

 
ohmaddiee

you guys really think that the president of the country doesn’t know where his heart is?
c’mon, his iq is above room temperature, people.

 
grammarfreak

G, he doesn’t know where his heart is. And he’s still convinced he can run an intire country.

 
grammarfreak

Entire, not intire. Sorry…

 
Gregor

I’ve never wished harm upon another “human” being before… before Dubya, that is… What would be funny to me is if he contracted some rare, terrible disease with an only known cure derived from Stem Cell research. I bet that cowardly fool would of course take said research.

What. An. Ass.

 
JimtheConquerer

As far as stem cell research goes, stem cell research was not banned by the bush admin, rather, government funds were not allocated to it. Unfortunately for us, more ridiculous programs are not having funds taken away!

If there was a market for stem cell research the private industry (glaxo kline smith (sp?)), bayer, or pfizer or someone would have started doing in depth research on it by now.

But agreed, Bush is a tard, but hate him for the proper reasons….expanding the imperial federal gov’t (and that is not including military means)

Dead Republicans should be rolling around in their graves due to the general fiscal irresponsbility of the Bush Admin.

 
 
Hegor

JimtheConquerer: No worries, I hate him for all of the right reasons, too - not just SCR.. but you can’t say that Bush hasn’t had a hand in the demise of funding… through the channels of his administration and it’s fundamentalist stance. I’m surprised there isn’t a f’in steeple on the white house.

I was just saying that I hope he falls to something rife with irony… because saying it any other way would likely land me on the TSA no-fly list!

Have a great weekend, all!

 
xxx

he is the biggest terrorist. if he wants to fight terrorism effectively and consequently he has to kill himself.

 
JimtheConquerer

@38 Megor
I agree, he had a hand in the demise of funding. I’m saying more stuff should have a demise in funding. I guess, my point is too much stuff is funded by the imperial federal gov’t under any administration. But I see what you are saying with reasoning behind denying SCR was not for the correct reason.

As a supporter of the free market, if SCR was truly marketable those private corporations would have gobbled up researching it with funding only from private industry.

And on top of that with private/free market funding it would be figured out more efficiently without layers of bureaucracy!

@39 xxx, now that was just ig’nant

-JT Conquerer

 
liljoeyster

hes a f(ing) loser

 
twolaneflash

With all you haters around, my heart would sink, too. When the hell are you venom-filled losers going to do something positive besides poison the water. W won. Twice. The American military, with damn little help from our Allies, are winning freedom for million. You surrender-monkeys and Bush-beaters go find a change, or a hope, or a high. The deeper your hatred, the higher W rises. Fucking irony that.

Fuzzy Yoshi

AMEN! Ditto, dude! I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels this way!

 
 
irenepratasis

Oohhh….buurrrrrp…
Goshhhh what a…..

 
xxx

bringing peace with violence is stupid. bush wants america be a war nation that should occupy the whole world. fucked up shit.

Fuzzy Yoshi

Actually, I give that distinction to our enemies abroad.

 
 
daballa462

LMAO too funny. BUSH fails at life

#12 ur late for ur KKK rally

http://www.daveedblog.wordpress.com!

 
Anonymous

Electoral fail for the USA - you voted in a president who can’t find his own heart (or France, for that matter).

 
Michael LaBossiere

At least he has a flag pin. That is, after all, the most important thing about a politician.

http://aphilosopher.wordpress.com

 
righthandgenius

‘well…his hearts in the right place’

..well….no.

 
Stewie

Of course stupid!!! What a stupid thing to say!!

Mum!!!

 
daveman

lol even the children standing next to him get it right!! what a dumbass.

great blog btw

 
xxx

the alleged greatest nation with the dumbest ass on top.
haha

 
 
Happenstance

Twolaneflash (#42): If I may paraphrase the words of a wise old fictional character: “Who is the bigger FAIL–the FAIL, or the FAIL who follows him?”

FREEDOM FOR MILLION!

 
brblife

me tummy no feel so good. too many tasty kittens.

 
 
Iman Azol

I wonder if he’s just bringing it up or down? Was he wrong the whole way through?

And as for you Europhag peace-pansies, you’re just afraid we’ll liberate France next…and give it back to Germany where it belongs.

 
Steve Richmond

Apparently they don’t like the REAL one of Obama!

 
The vegetable man